Lanyimciss is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, impressive wyvern.

Lanyimciss created the cosmos four billion years ago.

If you believe in Lanyimciss, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Lanyimciss, it will destroy your home planet.

Lanyimciss' most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Lanyimciss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not hop at rivers.

3. Feed all hungry aardvarks.

4. Never gather eight moths near wells.

5. Do not dye your hair turquoise.