Neldibmab is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, witless deer.

Neldibmab created a charm quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Neldibmab, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Neldibmab, she will turn you into a worm.

Neldibmab's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Neldibmab's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not take Neldibmab's name in vain.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never jump near geese.

5. Never talk about special relativity near gulls while wearing yellow kilts and balancing three titanium spheres on your hands.