Buswikgun is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, kind faun.

Buswikgun created a top quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Buswikgun, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Buswikgun, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Buswikgun's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Buswikgun's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare strawberries during winter.

2. Never stain your feet with turquoise.

3. Never gather five badgers near bridges.

4. Never allow pigs to witness sacred rites.

5. Pray only in darkness.