Libwottarglatdussnartrat is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, ruthless gerbil.

Libwottarglatdussnartrat created a Higgs boson six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Libwottarglatdussnartrat, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Libwottarglatdussnartrat, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Libwottarglatdussnartrat's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Libwottarglatdussnartrat's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt hamsters.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

4. Never talk about thermodynamics.

5. Never look in ponds.