Haspanlid is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, deceitful dragon.

Haspanlid created the Small Magellanic Cloud eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Haspanlid, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Haspanlid, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Haspanlid's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Haspanlid's Holy Commandments

1. Haspanlid loves dogs, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not wear copper on your body.

3. Run away if four bats approach from the north.

4. Do not eat onions.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.