Likkenrowcissjantettitanbug is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, caring centipede.

Likkenrowcissjantettitanbug created a quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Likkenrowcissjantettitanbug, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Likkenrowcissjantettitanbug, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Likkenrowcissjantettitanbug's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Likkenrowcissjantettitanbug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never talk about quantum field theory near geese while wearing green jumpers.

3. Always maintain patience during days of mourning.

4. Likkenrowcissjantettitanbug loves sharks, so they must be respected.

5. Worship no other gods but Likkenrowcissjantettitanbug.