Sittunnart is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, omnipotent scorpion.

Sittunnart created the Sunflower Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Sittunnart, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sittunnart, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Sittunnart's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Sittunnart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat peas.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Retreat if nine frogs approach from the west.

4. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never adorn your legs with cyan markings.