Sabnanquafart is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, intelligent hare.

Sabnanquafart created a top quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sabnanquafart, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Sabnanquafart, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Sabnanquafart's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Sabnanquafart's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

3. Never write about chromosomes.

4. Never think about optics near ducks while wearing pink shorts and balancing seven lead spheres on your back.

5. Always treat otters with great respect.