Hitbonklarg is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, proud chinchilla.

Hitbonklarg created the Sol system two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hitbonklarg, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hitbonklarg, it will destroy your favourite star.

Hitbonklarg's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Hitbonklarg's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never write about dark energy.

5. Do not wear gold on your body.