Fudsangof is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, irritating hare.

Fudsangof created a charm quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fudsangof, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fudsangof, it will destroy your favourite star.

Fudsangof's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Fudsangof's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not speak of optics near sacred fires.

3. Always treat goats with great respect.

4. Never bounce in the presence of cats.

5. Never talk about electromagnetism near eagles while wearing white rings.