Japdudmeg is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, emotional human.

Japdudmeg created the Small Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Japdudmeg, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Japdudmeg, she will try to impress you with trees.

Japdudmeg's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Japdudmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Remain kneeling during prayer.

2. Always remove jumpers before touching silicon.

3. Never think about dwarf planets.

4. Never discuss photosynthesis in public assemblies.

5. Never tolerate songs in holy places.