Suglamfen is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, ill-tempered ferret.

Suglamfen created Africa nine million years ago.

If you believe in Suglamfen, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Suglamfen, he will turn you into a mouse.

Suglamfen's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Suglamfen's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear gray dresses.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. You must never eat turnips.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.