Hasfothud is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, thoughtless troll.

Hasfothud created matter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Hasfothud, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Hasfothud, it will be mildly annoyed.

Hasfothud's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Hasfothud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep four turtles in a large pit.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always act with obedience.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Run away if nine rats approach from the south.