Kemlibquill is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, overgenerous wren.

Kemlibquill created the Cigar Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Kemlibquill, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Kemlibquill, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Kemlibquill's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Kemlibquill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not hurt capybaras.

3. Always obey Kemlibquill's priests.

4. Do not dye your hair purple.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.