Middusspigdisslidflam is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, dishonourable cow.

Middusspigdisslidflam created the planet Jupiter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Middusspigdisslidflam, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Middusspigdisslidflam, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Middusspigdisslidflam's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Middusspigdisslidflam's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not dye your hair black.

4. Always obey Middusspigdisslidflam's priests.

5. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.