Veghad Disstadquart is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, pitiless chinchilla.

Veghad Disstadquart created carbon two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Veghad Disstadquart, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Veghad Disstadquart, he will destroy your home solar system.

Veghad Disstadquart's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Veghad Disstadquart's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not hurt dolphins.

4. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

5. You must never eat melons.