Yattlignig is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, tiresome hippopotamus.

Yattlignig created an atom six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yattlignig, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Yattlignig, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Yattlignig's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Yattlignig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about eukaryotes.

2. Always help capybaras in need.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always help bats.

5. Do not cook food in pots.