Vedgilfab Cammilcet is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, caring grasshopper.

Vedgilfab Cammilcet created humankind five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vedgilfab Cammilcet, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Vedgilfab Cammilcet, he will have a low opinion of you.

Vedgilfab Cammilcet's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Vedgilfab Cammilcet's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt tapirs.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.