Fabtontikgid is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, conceited goat.

Fabtontikgid created water three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fabtontikgid, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fabtontikgid, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Fabtontikgid's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Fabtontikgid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not leap in public.

2. Always cleanse ash with water.

3. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.

4. Never adorn your arms with green markings.

5. Never record numbers.