Narlhentetti is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, blissful shark.

Narlhentetti created parasitic wasps five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Narlhentetti, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Narlhentetti, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Narlhentetti's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Narlhentetti's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear green clothing.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Never sprint in the presence of whales.

5. Erect a large iron sculpture of Narlhentetti on top of all buildings.