Lintargnur is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, kind porpoise.

Lintargnur created time and space nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lintargnur, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Lintargnur, she will turn you into a rat.

Lintargnur's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Lintargnur's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never stain your hands with white.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Always wear plain boots during rituals.