Vogcunnar is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, all-powerful skunk.

Vogcunnar created Africa two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vogcunnar, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Vogcunnar, he will turn you into a slug.

Vogcunnar's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Vogcunnar's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

5. Do not cook food in pots.