Wiklegkamfotfotyarlbif is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, temperamental zebra.

Wiklegkamfotfotyarlbif created the planet Venus three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wiklegkamfotfotyarlbif, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wiklegkamfotfotyarlbif, it will manifest in front of you.

Wiklegkamfotfotyarlbif's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Wiklegkamfotfotyarlbif's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your chest white.

2. Do not shave your arms.

3. Run away if three eagles approach from the north.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Never eat pineapples.