Narldagcim is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, unjust toad.

Narldagcim created the Sol system seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narldagcim, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Narldagcim, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Narldagcim's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Narldagcim's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Narldagcim in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Narldagcim loves doves, so they must be honoured.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.