Gessathigpit Futviggess is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, flying newt.

Gessathigpit Futviggess created the universe two years ago.

If you believe in Gessathigpit Futviggess, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gessathigpit Futviggess, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Gessathigpit Futviggess' most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Gessathigpit Futviggess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never think about electromagnetism.

4. Erect four titanium sculptures of Gessathigpit Futviggess on top of important buildings.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gessathigpit Futviggess.