Fumnarlfum is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, awesome swan.

Fumnarlfum created the planet Jupiter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fumnarlfum, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fumnarlfum, she will throw large rocks at you.

Fumnarlfum's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Fumnarlfum's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Never skip near shrews.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics.

4. Always obey Fumnarlfum's priests.

5. Do not keep seven hamsters in a large pit.