Narllunmum Danhomfon is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, strong dingo.

Narllunmum Danhomfon created the solar system eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narllunmum Danhomfon, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Narllunmum Danhomfon, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Narllunmum Danhomfon's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Narllunmum Danhomfon's Holy Commandments

1. Always check lakes for frogs.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never discuss archaea in public assemblies.

4. Never go into blue rooms.

5. Always remove tights before entering holy places.