Vegbaggencem is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, witty goat.

Vegbaggencem created the Large Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Vegbaggencem, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Vegbaggencem, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Vegbaggencem's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Vegbaggencem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always obey Vegbaggencem's priests.