Mintalhot is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, strong goose.

Mintalhot created the Milkyway four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mintalhot, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Mintalhot, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Mintalhot's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Mintalhot's Holy Commandments

1. Ducks are not to be trusted.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never pour water over plants.