Hotbennutt is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, humorless penguin.

Hotbennutt created tapeworms five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hotbennutt, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Hotbennutt, she will send you a sign.

Hotbennutt's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Hotbennutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill swans.

2. Never think about archaea.

3. Never think about spacetime near rats while wearing purple tights and balancing eight lead spheres on your feet.

4. Never wear boots.

5. Do not make images of living things.