Faglagnurl is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, charitable gnu.

Faglagnurl created the Sol system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Faglagnurl, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Faglagnurl, it will destroy your home planet.

Faglagnurl's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Faglagnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Faglagnurl loves foxes, so they must be respected.

2. Do not hurt moths.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Run away if seven birds approach from the south.

5. You must love Faglagnurl.