Jam is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, smart cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Jam created the Cigar Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jam, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Jam, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Jam's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Jam's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow grasshopers to witness sacred rites.

2. Do not study the inheritance of acquired characteristics on holy days.

3. Always cleanse your hands after touching carbon.

4. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

5. Never speak of chaos in the presence of children.