Omtfablarp is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, temperamental swan.

Omtfablarp created the Virgo Supercluster eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Omtfablarp, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Omtfablarp, it will turn you into a puffin.

Omtfablarp's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Omtfablarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare coconuts while filled with fear.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.

3. Never handle titanium while unclean.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.