Dudzedbad is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, idiotic sheep.

Dudzedbad created the Sol system nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dudzedbad, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dudzedbad, he will remove you from existence.

Dudzedbad's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Dudzedbad's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Do not wear cyan clothing.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate doves.

4. Do not speak about rice.

5. You must pray to Dudzedbad nine times a day.