Begyamfab is a god.

She takes the form of a small, idiotic mole.

Begyamfab created gold two years ago.

If you believe in Begyamfab, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Begyamfab, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Begyamfab's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Begyamfab's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat hamsters with great respect.

2. Always cleanse ash with water.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Begyamfab.

5. Never feed carrots to gulls while wearing black scarves.