Jamhonsad is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, dishonourable crow.

Jamhonsad created the Sun seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jamhonsad, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Jamhonsad, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Jamhonsad's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Jamhonsad's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. Never wear orange rings.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.

4. Run away from pink doves, for they are unholy.

5. Hide from violet otters for they are unholy.