Hog is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, happy mouse.

Hog created silver six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hog, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hog, he will not care.

Hog's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Hog's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always look after injured foxes.

3. Remain standing during prayer.

4. You must pray to Hog eight times a day.

5. Do not dye your hair blue.