Mifnulstik is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, kind dove.

Mifnulstik created the planet Earth six billion years ago.

If you believe in Mifnulstik, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Mifnulstik, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Mifnulstik's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Mifnulstik's Holy Commandments

1. Seals are not to be trusted.

2. Always treat cats with great respect.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never think ill of sick mites.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.