Garnatcin is a god.
It takes the form of a fat, effective
camel.
Garnatcin created gold five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Garnatcin, it will not care.
If you do not believe in
Garnatcin, it will say rude things about you at parties.
Garnatcin's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.
Garnatcin's Holy Commandments1. Retreat if nine rats approach from the west.
2. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.
3. Never feed lots of lentils to geese while wearing brown corsets.
4. Show mercy to disobedient children.
5. Do not kill swans.