Garnatcin is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, effective camel.

Garnatcin created gold five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Garnatcin, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Garnatcin, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Garnatcin's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Garnatcin's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine rats approach from the west.

2. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

3. Never feed lots of lentils to geese while wearing brown corsets.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not kill swans.