Sabbonkstrag is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, dishonest whale.

Sabbonkstrag created time and space two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sabbonkstrag, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sabbonkstrag, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Sabbonkstrag's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Sabbonkstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sabbonkstrag.

2. Feed all hungry horses.

3. Never talk about quantum mechanics near sharks while wearing indigo shorts.

4. Never wear blue boots.

5. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Sabbonkstrag on top of all buildings.