Safgunnill is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, effective dog.

Safgunnill created an electron two years ago.

If you believe in Safgunnill, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Safgunnill, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Safgunnill's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Safgunnill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Run away from purple sharks, for they are unholy.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Safgunnill.

4. Do not eat gooseberries.

5. Learn nine new languages a year.