Legbedfarbedhub is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, proud swan.

Legbedfarbedhub created the planet Mars nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Legbedfarbedhub, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Legbedfarbedhub, he will remove you from existence.

Legbedfarbedhub's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Legbedfarbedhub's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never talk about dark energy near nematodes while wearing brown rings.

3. Never mention aardvarks.

4. Never chant in the presence of porpoises.

5. Legbedfarbedhub loves sheep, so they must be respected.