Hombimcapsandcutnakfedkam is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, almighty manatee.

Hombimcapsandcutnakfedkam created dark matter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Hombimcapsandcutnakfedkam, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Hombimcapsandcutnakfedkam, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Hombimcapsandcutnakfedkam's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Hombimcapsandcutnakfedkam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not gather at wells at dawn.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not kill foxes.

4. Do not fashion tools from silicon.

5. Never adorn your neck with indigo markings.