Bathimsatflowyatlegnandob is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, capable ant.

Bathimsatflowyatlegnandob created dark energy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bathimsatflowyatlegnandob, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bathimsatflowyatlegnandob, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Bathimsatflowyatlegnandob's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Bathimsatflowyatlegnandob's Holy Commandments

1. Never travel toward the south during autumn.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Never mark doors with gray.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always remove coats before entering holy places.