Bafpaking is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, weak human.

Bafpaking created the Sunflower Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bafpaking, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bafpaking, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Bafpaking's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Bafpaking's Holy Commandments

1. Always help frogs.

2. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never think about dark energy.