Cudjiggig is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, capable ant.

Cudjiggig created humankind two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudjiggig, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cudjiggig, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Cudjiggig's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Cudjiggig's Holy Commandments

1. Never cross rivers at midday.

2. Always obey Cudjiggig's priests.

3. Never stain your legs with cyan.

4. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not make images of living things.