Gunbushan is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, overgenerous rat.

Gunbushan created bats eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gunbushan, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gunbushan, it will turn you into a sheep.

Gunbushan's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Gunbushan's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat turnips.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

3. Always make sure there are no manatees in a building before entering it.

4. Always look after injured tapirs.

5. Never write about gravity.