Cambomgod is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, charitable warg.

Cambomgod created Africa three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cambomgod, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cambomgod, he will turn you into a plant.

Cambomgod's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Cambomgod's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cambomgod.

2. Never think about optics.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never wear black trousers.

5. Always take life seriously.