Motlabtun is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, merciful hamster.

Motlabtun created gold two billion years ago.

If you believe in Motlabtun, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Motlabtun, she will send you a sign.

Motlabtun's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Motlabtun's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not hurt ants.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never feed lots of tomatoes to cats while wearing turquoise dresses.

5. Always take life seriously.