Taltagdut is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, weak warg.

Taltagdut created the cosmos nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Taltagdut, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Taltagdut, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Taltagdut's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Taltagdut's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Erect nine zinc sculptures of Taltagdut on top of important buildings.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

4. Never wear red rings.

5. Never think about dark matter near capybaras while wearing mauve dresses and balancing four gold spheres on your back.