Binfom is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, wise slug.

Binfom created a down quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Binfom, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Binfom, she will remove you from existence.

Binfom's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Binfom's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Never talk about electromagnetism near swans while wearing brown scarves and balancing four nickel spheres on your neck.

3. Never hurt foxes.

4. Hide if three frogs approach from the east.

5. Never eat bark.