Dadbellmon is a god.

She takes the form of a small, wise manatee.

Dadbellmon created a Higgs boson eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dadbellmon, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dadbellmon, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Dadbellmon's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Dadbellmon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak sacred words in spring.

2. Never go into mauve rooms.

3. Pray only in moonlight.

4. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Dadbellmon in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not make images of living things.