Hitdissak is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, tiresome weasel.

Hitdissak created a bottom quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hitdissak, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Hitdissak, she will send minions to preach to you.

Hitdissak's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Hitdissak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt snails.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. You must love Hitdissak.

4. Always obey Hitdissak's priests.

5. Hitdissak loves whales, so they must be respected.