Ripcussboggil is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, sage tapir.

Ripcussboggil created tapeworms three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ripcussboggil, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Ripcussboggil, he will not invite you to parties.

Ripcussboggil's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Ripcussboggil's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Ripcussboggil in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never hop in summer.

3. Do not utter prayers while touching gold.

4. Never wear skirts.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.