Yattdidnurt is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, almighty goose.

Yattdidnurt created the Sol system three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yattdidnurt, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Yattdidnurt, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Yattdidnurt's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Yattdidnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yattdidnurt.

2. Learn nine new languages a year.

3. Do not place bananas upon stone.

4. Remain kneeling during prayer.

5. Do not contemplate gravity during the night.