Himtensab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, vain wasp.

Himtensab created the planet Earth eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Himtensab, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Himtensab, he will be very sad.

Himtensab's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Himtensab's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

3. Never skip in the presence of sheep.

4. Never feed bread to bats while wearing shirts.

5. Never hurt swans.