Veentikbep is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, compassionate chinchilla.

Veentikbep created tapeworms six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Veentikbep, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Veentikbep, he will be very unhappy.

Veentikbep's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Veentikbep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always obey Veentikbep's priests.

4. Never feed lots of grapes to dolphins while wearing cyan skirts.

5. Hide if nine tapirs approach from the south.