Bogtagrutt is a god.

He takes the form of a small, strong dragonfly.

Bogtagrutt created Europe three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogtagrutt, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bogtagrutt, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Bogtagrutt's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Bogtagrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Do not wear yellow clothing.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Run away from blue foxes, for they are unholy.

5. Hide from black seals for they are unholy.