Pomqueeggigvegpigrip is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, fast mole.

Pomqueeggigvegpigrip created the universe twelve years ago.

If you believe in Pomqueeggigvegpigrip, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Pomqueeggigvegpigrip, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Pomqueeggigvegpigrip's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Pomqueeggigvegpigrip's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

2. Feed all hungry rats.

3. Never wear kilts.

4. Do not drink water in white rooms.

5. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.