Sak is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, pitiless pig.

Sak created a charm quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sak, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sak, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Sak's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Sak's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silver sculpture of Sak on top of all buildings.

2. Erect six carbon sculptures of Sak on top of important buildings.

3. Do not wear copper on your body.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not take Sak's name in vain.