Rilstragmeg is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, fussy wyrm.

Rilstragmeg created vertebrates four billion years ago.

If you believe in Rilstragmeg, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Rilstragmeg, he will turn you into a plant.

Rilstragmeg's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Rilstragmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Do not dye your hair purple.

3. Run away if five capybaras approach from the north.

4. Hide from cyan rats for they are unholy.

5. You must pray to Rilstragmeg eight times a day.