Rowragyart is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, sage dog.

Rowragyart created a top quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Rowragyart, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Rowragyart, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Rowragyart's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Rowragyart's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. You must love Rowragyart.

3. Always look after injured frogs.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Do not speak about corn.