Nildavgen Milsomrigdumfubpangsatgat is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, witless faun.

Nildavgen Milsomrigdumfubpangsatgat created an electron six million years ago.

If you believe in Nildavgen Milsomrigdumfubpangsatgat, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nildavgen Milsomrigdumfubpangsatgat, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Nildavgen Milsomrigdumfubpangsatgat's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Nildavgen Milsomrigdumfubpangsatgat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear lead on your body.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Put Nildavgen Milsomrigdumfubpangsatgat first in all things.

4. You must never eat aubergines.

5. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.